I've noticed lately that a lot of people have started self-censoring: swearing on social networking sites but using asterisks to bleep themselves, like the internet is primetime television governed by the Hays Code where selfexpression is frowned upon and you can only say what's approved by Mary Fucking Whitehouse. I have just one question for those people: what the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking pencildick cunts? You say what the fuck you want to say, you hear me? If you're gonna swear then do it fucking properly you dickless piece of shit. There's no room in this world for people who do things by halves. Why don't you go shove your asterisks up your fucking immature prepubescent ass? What, you think it's not big and cool to swear? You think cursing is only for lowlives and degenerates? No it isn't. It's not big and clever, but it's nothing to be ashamed of: it's a primal fucking human urge, like sex and food, and if you want to swear but think you have to conceal it then you're a coward and you don't deserve the sacrament of cursing. You're no better than those fucktards who buy into fad diets. You're just trying to stem something that comes naturally to all human beings because you think it'll make you a better person. Yeah, I'm sure you'll make a really cleancut fucking corpse. What's the matter, did you have an attack of catholic guilt? Do you have to have to whip yourself after you jerk off? Because you might as well, you fucking castrated soulless cunts. It's everything or nothing, you got that? If you want to water down the English language then go do it with the rest of your fucking linguistic eunuchs; go somewhere you can slap each other on the back for being so pure and wholesome, you soulless superior selfrighteous coward piece of shit. Just don't expect me to have any kind of fucking respect for you when you can't even express yourself like every goddamned other person on this bleak fucking planet. Life's too short to watch your mouth. It's disheartening to think that people are so indoctrinated by censorship that they feel compelled to impose it on themselves now. Is nobody willing to say what they really mean anymore? Are we as a culture gone so far past the point of political correctness that we're not even willing to let a "fuck" slip out here or there? Are we worried we'll offend someone? Fuck them. If people get offended by anything anybody says, they fucking deserve it for being a spineless pussy. I don't know how anybody can go through life being offended by anything. Human life is fucking offensive. Grow a thicker fucking skin or shut the fuck up and live and let live. Anybody can say anything they fucking want to, and that's not a right or a privilege or a basic tenet of humanity or any utopian bullshit like that: it's a fact, a simple undeniable fact that you can't stop people from speaking, and if you stop yourself from swearing then you're diluting your own humanity. You're watering down your own thoughts, and nobody should feel they have to do that. It's a sad kind of a world when people are afraid to speak their minds. If you don't want to swear, fine. Don't swear at all. Just don't go into it halfcocked. Say what you mean to say or shut the fuck up.
